1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,005 [beginning theme music] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:15,841 -♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪ 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,237 ♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪ 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,372 ♪ some people need To help somebody ♪ 5 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:27,984 ♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪ 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,769 ♪ don't you worry 7 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,772 4♪ it's gonna be all right ♪ 8 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,821 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 10 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,786 ♪ I'll be ready 11 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,353 ♪ I'll be ready 12 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,225 ♪ never you fear 13 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ no, don't you fear 14 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,925 ♪ I'll be ready 15 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,798 ♪ forever and always 16 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:02,366 ♪ I'm always here 17 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,778 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready 18 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,303 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 19 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,961 ♪ I'll be ready 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,528 ♪ I'll be ready 21 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,399 ♪ never you fear 22 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,532 ♪ no, don't you fear 23 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,100 ♪ I'll be ready 24 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,712 ♪ forever and always 25 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,584 ♪ I'm always here 26 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:06,343 [lively music] 27 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,521 -court? 28 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,739 -yeah. 29 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,394 I wonder what her name is. 30 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,191 -yeah! Yo! 31 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:18,981 [twang] 32 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,897 -[gasps] 33 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,681 [screams] 34 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,769 Court! 35 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,295 [screams] 36 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:31,254 [tense music] 37 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,825 [pants] 38 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:41,046 Come on, come on, come on. 39 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:45,268 [tense music] 40 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,017 Woman: [screams] 41 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,242 [screams] 42 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,634 Court! 43 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:04,809 -hang on! 44 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,333 Woman: court! 45 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,206 [pants] 46 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,557 Got you. 47 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:14,515 -you bet. 48 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,257 Craig: hey, court! 49 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,217 -oops. 50 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,305 -[laughs] 51 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,699 -damnit, cort, You're a lifeguard. 52 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,049 Wanna play the game, You live by the rules. 53 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:30,095 -oh, mitch, they drive you Crazy with all these rules. 54 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,620 I mean, parasailing-- Parasailing is a gas. 55 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,666 -reckless endangerment. Too close to the shore. 56 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,233 -there weren't any swimmers. 57 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,279 Besides, this girl's a pro. She's-- 58 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,281 She's very comfortable In the air. 59 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,674 A stewardess for pacific west. 60 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,241 -meeting is over. 61 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,243 I don't the time Or the stomach for your sarcasm. 62 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,985 -you're taking this awful hard, Aren't you, big guy? 63 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,683 -maybe that's because I just Spent the last half hour 64 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,119 On the phone covering For your stupid stunt. 65 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,295 Thank you. 66 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,297 I told thorpe that you and I 67 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,255 Were working on ways Of improving 68 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,562 Water parasailing Recovery techniques 69 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,781 For mexican resort lifeguards. 70 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,702 -mexican resort lifeguards? 71 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,270 -he's expecting a report In his office by this afternoon. 72 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,228 -well, don't let me stop you, All right? 73 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,883 Don't let me get in your way. And, mitch, I owe you one. 74 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,058 Mitch: you really mean that? 75 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,539 -oh, yeah. 76 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,584 -good, while I'm spending the Greater part of the afternoon 77 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,325 Composing this bogus report, 78 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:26,804 You can take care Of this for me. 79 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:35,770 -no. 80 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,772 Gotta love a man Who pays his debts. 81 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:40,905 Cort: we got an assignment From mitch. 82 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:41,906 -we? 83 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,215 Raging waters theme park? 84 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,218 Cort, why would we Wanna go there for? 85 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,916 -hey, mitch wanted to send you There all by your lonesome 86 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,744 To train their summer Lifeguards. 87 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,833 I said, "No way Am I gonna let eddie 88 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,922 Do that kind of grunt detail On his own." 89 00:05:58,706 --> 00:05:59,620 It's you and me pal. 90 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:04,886 -[sighs] 91 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:13,851 -okay, try it now. 92 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,465 Hello? Turn it on. 93 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,163 -it is on, dad. 94 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,078 -oh. 95 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,471 -dad. 96 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:29,476 -don't worry, I'm gonna fix Before the field trip. 97 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,042 -and the baywatch helicopter? 98 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,044 -the baywatch helicopter Is not broken. 99 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,611 -good, so you can take the kids For a ride in it. 100 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:35,612 -forget it. 101 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,571 -but you said-- 102 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,050 -I said "No rides In the helicopter." 103 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:42,053 -oh, yeah... And the baywatch rescue boat? 104 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,707 -if it's not out on patrol. 105 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:46,188 -great. What we're gonna do, 106 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,059 Hand out binoculars and Let everybody watch the water? 107 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,757 -hey, you volunteered me For this duty. 108 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,585 What did you think You were gonna do? 109 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:55,110 I don't know, just everybody's Expecting a lot. 110 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,854 -and why is that? 111 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,726 -because I'm always telling them About the cool stuff you do. 112 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,424 -hobie, the idea Of these field trips 113 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,643 Isn't about The "Cool stuff" we do. 114 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,820 It's about seeing how different Kids' parents make a living. 115 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,082 It doesn't have To be exciting. 116 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,910 -tell me about it. 117 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,217 Last week we went to joey's Dad's accounting firm. 118 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,219 All we did was look At slides of graphs 119 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,003 And talk about tax shelters. 120 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,744 It was really lame. 121 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,398 -accounting can be interesting If you give it a chance. 122 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,183 -the kids were laughing At joey all week. 123 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,881 -[laughs] 124 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,622 Look, I promise I'll try and Make baywatch exciting, 125 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,101 But the important thing is 126 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,842 That the kids see See what we do here 127 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,062 And how things work, okay? 128 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,107 -okay. But no slides? 129 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:39,589 -no slides. I promise. Try it. 130 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,724 [siren wailing] 131 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,290 -now that's more like it. 132 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:51,471 [upbeat music] 133 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,130 Man: [screams] 134 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,959 -[screams] 135 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,615 [laughing] 136 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,140 [whistle] 137 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,536 -okay, come here. 138 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,494 [laughing] 139 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,105 No, no, no, no! 140 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,367 No! 141 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,023 Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay, it's okay. 142 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,852 It's all right. Stop. Oh, oh, oh. 143 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,855 -how long do you expect me To hold my breath? 144 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,509 -tad, the idea here is, 145 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,727 Eddie's the victim, You're the lifeguard. 146 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,076 You save him, don't kill him. 147 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,036 -right, I'm sorry, sorry. Sorry. 148 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,864 Okay, okay. 149 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:37,778 -all right, who's next? 150 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:38,779 -me. 151 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,042 -okay. Great. 152 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,045 [whistle] 153 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,046 Go! 154 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,184 [laughing] 155 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,057 That's real nice technique There, sarah. 156 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,885 That's--that's real good. 157 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,235 -yeah, yeah, uh, There are a few things 158 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,716 That you do first Before applying mouth-to-mouth. 159 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,240 Cort: yeah, let's take a break, Everybody. 160 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,421 -sorry, if I embarrassed you. 161 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,641 -don't worry about it. 162 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,426 Things happen when Your adrenalin starts to flow. 163 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,037 -it sure does. 164 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,430 -yeah. 165 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,605 -eddie. 166 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,696 -oh, I'll see you later, right? 167 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,654 -yeah. 168 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,965 So you got the hots For the lifeguard now? 169 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,359 -tad, get out of here. 170 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,316 -look, I-- 171 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,491 -stop it. 172 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,015 -I just wanna talk to you, okay? 173 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,931 -I don't. I don't wanna have Anything to do with you, okay? 174 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,066 [knocking on door] 175 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,852 -you wanted to see me, Captain thorpe? 176 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,854 -no, mcclain, I surely did not. 177 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,333 -but I just talked to jill, And she-- 178 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,726 -what I meant was, When I picked up 179 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,467 The new sportsweek magazine Calendar, 180 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,164 I didn't want to see you 181 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:01,992 As miss march. 182 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,258 -how did they get this? 183 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,347 -my first guess would be With a camera. 184 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,219 -but I didn't-- 185 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,003 -degrade your entire profession By posing 186 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,397 In front of a baywatch tower In your regulation suit? 187 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,703 -they can't do this. 188 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,356 -neither can you, mcclain. 189 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,620 Regulations demand That lifeguards project an image 190 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,752 Of professional responsibility 191 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:26,190 At all times, On or off the job. 192 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,104 -but I didn't know. 193 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,671 -know what? 194 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,368 That you were posing For a cheesecake pin-up? 195 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,632 -captain thorpe, I didn't pose for this. 196 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:36,548 -mcclain, if that's not a pose, I don't know what is. 197 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,377 -well, I'll talk to craig. He's a lawyer. 198 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,509 -good thinking. 199 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,555 You can use one At your disciplinary hearing. 200 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,602 -disciplinary hearing? 201 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,517 -next week. 202 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,172 But if I were you, mcclain, I would spend the time 203 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,565 In between looking For a new job. 204 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,132 Dismissed. 205 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:04,228 [indistinct chatter] 206 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,281 -hey, listen up. 207 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,979 The course starts here, With the rapids, all right? 208 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,634 Now, when you get to the bottom, It's up the dropout, 209 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,811 Over to the speed slides And down the bermuda triangle. 210 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,726 -if we see you doing Anything dangerous... 211 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,336 -or taking any creative Shortcuts, 212 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,251 You're automatically Disqualified, all right? 213 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:30,646 -top ten scores will move to An advanced training schedule. 214 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,692 Craig: those of you who graduate Will start your jobs 215 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,476 Here bright and early Monday morning. 216 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,390 [cheering] 217 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,783 Are you guys ready? 218 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,306 All: yeah! 219 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,048 -okay, now, on your marks, Get set... 220 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,049 [whistle] 221 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,224 Go! 222 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,882 -♪ everybody ready? 223 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:53,190 ♪ what the water means to me 224 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,715 ♪ right, isn't this fun? 225 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,893 ♪ come on, let's do this 226 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,028 ♪ yeah, baby 227 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,689 ♪ everybody ready? 228 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,826 ♪ you might say That I'm insane ♪ 229 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,611 ♪ but I'm determined To play this game ♪ 230 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,048 ♪ even if I look A little scared ♪ 231 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,659 ♪ I'm gonna do this On a wing and a prayer ♪ 232 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,750 ♪ gotta go, gotta go, Gotta go, go, go, go ♪ 233 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,885 ♪ I'm splishing and splashing I'm having' a blast ♪ 234 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,670 ♪ slipping and sliding It's such a gas ♪ 235 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,282 ♪ faster, faster At the speed of sound 236 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,198 ♪ I'm slipping and sliding With all my friends around ♪ 237 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,983 ♪ and there's nothing' in this World that I'd rather do ♪ 238 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,812 ♪ than slipping and sliding And getting wet with you! ♪ 239 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,510 ♪ oh, no, here I go again 240 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,426 ♪ just trying To impress my friends ♪ 241 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,515 ♪ I hope everything Comes out alright ♪ 242 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,344 ♪ I'm gonna close my eyes And I'm gonna hold on tight ♪ 243 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,608 ♪ I gotta go, go, Go, go, go, go ♪ 244 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:09,310 ♪ I'm splishing and splashing I'm having a blast ♪ 245 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,529 ♪ slipping and sliding It's such a gas ♪ 246 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,271 ♪ faster, faster At the speed of sound ♪ 247 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,144 ♪ I'm slipping and sliding With all my friends around ♪ 248 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,494 ♪ and there's nothing in this World that I'd rather do ♪ 249 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,540 ♪ than slipping and sliding And getting wet with you! ♪ 250 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,978 ♪ splishing, splashing 251 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:28,329 ♪ slipping and sliding 252 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,027 ♪ splishing, splashing 253 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,682 ♪ I just wanna Get wet with you ♪ 254 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,206 ♪ I'm splishing and splashing I'm having a blast ♪ 255 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,992 ♪ slipping and sliding It's such a gas ♪ 256 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,559 ♪ faster, faster At the speed of sound ♪ 257 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,519 ♪ I'm slipping and sliding With all my friends around ♪ 258 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,217 ♪ and there's nothing in this World that I'd rather do ♪ 259 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,611 ♪ than slipping and sliding And getting wet with you ♪ 260 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,786 [screaming] 261 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,662 [screaming] 262 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,801 -all right, did I make it? Did I? 263 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,325 -no, but you gave it Your best shot. 264 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,240 Cort: why don't you grab a towel And a corn dog 265 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,851 And maybe we'll see you back Next year? 266 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,765 -whoa, whoa. I was pushed. Did you see that? 267 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,898 I was pushed before. I want another chance, okay? 268 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,508 -I'm sorry, tad. 269 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,467 -what, are you stupid? I was pushed. 270 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,818 -I'm sorry. No video cameras. No instant replays, all right? 271 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168 We'll be talking to you. 272 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,830 -make sure the weekend tower Assignments are signed off. 273 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,832 I don't want any surprises Come friday night. 274 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,747 And do me a favor, Check with the garage. 275 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,271 They promised that my unit Would be tuned up and washed. 276 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,665 [phone ringing] 277 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,666 -yeah? 278 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,495 It's for you. It's hobie's teacher. 279 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,453 Can you hold one moment, please? He'll be right with you. 280 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,892 -come on. Hello? 281 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,024 -mr. Buchannon, I'm glad I caught you. 282 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,765 Mitch: me too. 283 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,245 Listen, ms. Keller, I was thinking about splitting 284 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,681 The class up into two groups, You know? 285 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,944 Some could go into Lifeguard tower, 286 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,815 You know, Get first-hand experience. 287 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,644 -well, that sounds very Interesting, but I'm afraid 288 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,342 That I have to cancel The field trip. 289 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,647 -cancel? 290 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,651 -we had such overwhelming Response from the parents 291 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,654 That I'm afraid I just don't Have time for all the trips. 292 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,700 -oh, I see. 293 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,485 Keller: I'm really very sorry, Mr. Buchannon. 294 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,532 -no, no, no, I understand. You ran out of time. 295 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,709 Thank you. And I'll explain it to hobie. 296 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,406 -yeah, well, I appreciate that. 297 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,278 -oh, by the way, 298 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,063 It was good seeing you At the pta meeting last week. 299 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,848 -yeah, thanks. 300 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,981 Call me if you get A chance to reschedule. 301 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,896 -I will. Bye. 302 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811 [dialing tone] 303 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,035 -got any use for 27 souvenir Life preservers? 304 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254 -[screams] 305 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,303 -the point of impact is the most Important thing 306 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,914 To keep your eye on, okay? 307 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,090 If the rider doesn't pop On their own, 308 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,440 Slip your arm around their waist And prop them up on your hip. 309 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,398 -right. 310 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,921 -you got that? 311 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:06,966 Madden: what do you know About saving lives? 312 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,098 -excuse me? 313 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,317 -your red trunks And your whistle won't help. 314 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,840 That won't keep them alive. 315 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,363 With all the drugs And the booze, 316 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,756 Who knows what's going on In their heads? 317 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:15,757 You hear me? 318 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,889 If they wanna die, They'll find way, 319 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,761 They'll get past you, They'll outsmart you. 320 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,068 And there's nothing You can to do about it. 321 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,986 -what was that all about? 322 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,770 -beats me. 323 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,643 [tense music] 324 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:29,091 [tense music intensifies] 325 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,712 -[screams] 326 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,713 Yeah! 327 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,411 [screams] 328 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,282 -how long do You think it'll take? 329 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,806 -a day, maybe two, mr. Hollis. 330 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,895 -oh, we'll start a riot 331 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,854 If drop out is Out of commission that long. 332 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,595 This is our most popular ride. 333 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,380 Have it back up to speed By the end of the day. 334 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,689 -so this has ever Happened before? 335 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,779 -no one's ever taken a hammer To us before, but when you're 336 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,521 Dealing with teenagers, you have To expect this kind of thing. 337 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,088 -what kind of thing is that? 338 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,438 -vandalism. 339 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,004 Some kids don't need An excuse for it. 340 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,484 They just do it To impress their friends. 341 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,486 -and if it's not the kids Having fun... 342 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,141 You got any other ideas? 343 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,142 -no. 344 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,797 We spend a lot of time and money Trying to maintain 345 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,494 A good relationship With this community. 346 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,845 -yeah, well, from the looks Of all this stuff, 347 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,718 You're not getting through To everybody. 348 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,591 -yes, yes, I understand. 349 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,419 But do you understand That if this isn't resolved, 350 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,291 We'll take it to arbitration, 351 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,597 And you could be responsible For all court costs and damages? 352 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,643 Right, okay, fine. 353 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,515 -can you do anything? 354 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,213 -of course he will. He has to. 355 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,823 -shauni, they said You signed a release 356 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,346 When the picture was taken. 357 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,261 -why would I do that? 358 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,175 -do you remember someone Taking your picture 359 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,002 On labor day weekend? 360 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,005 -people take my picture All the time. 361 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,095 I mean, like tourists and stuff On the beach, but never-- 362 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,185 -sleazy male chauvinist With a 250 mm lens 363 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,796 Strapped around His sexist pig-like neck? 364 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,842 -gina, please, You're not helping. 365 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,626 -wait a minute. 366 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,325 There was this guy. He had me sign some form. 367 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,718 He said it was for his college Photography class. 368 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,766 -obviously he wasn't majoring In ethics. I think you got had. 369 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,030 -it's okay, shauni, this Could've happened to anybody. 370 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,772 -I can't believe this. And he was so nice, 371 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,556 He was dressed well And polite. 372 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,558 -yeah, they're always Dressed well. 373 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,647 -look, it's gonna be okay. I'll talk to captain thorpe. 374 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:31,996 I'll explain all this to him, 375 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,955 And you'll be back on duty Tomorrow. 376 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,134 -thanks, craig. 377 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,135 -it's gonna be okay. 378 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,963 -oh, yeah. 379 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,139 I'm gonna pay Big money to see this. 380 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,143 John d. Cort, navy seal, Explosives specialist, 381 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,101 Man about the world. 382 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:54,454 Now in his most daring mission, Water slide specialist. 383 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,717 [laughs] 384 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,631 -are you about done? 385 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,676 -oh, I just got started. 386 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,939 No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 387 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,986 How's it done? How's it done? 388 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,075 Feet first? Face first? 389 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,860 What's the proper way To survive a water slide? 390 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,298 What's the deal? 391 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,212 You're having trouble keeping Track of the days of the week? 392 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,039 Cort: what're you so mad about? 393 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,563 -just what a guy wants to see. 394 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,565 A picture of his girl Pasted everywhere. 395 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,654 -well, it's not Like she's in the buff. 396 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,003 -not up here? 397 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,526 What? 398 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,788 -[sighs] 399 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:25,920 When a guy looks At this picture, 400 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,182 What do you think he sees? 401 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,532 -well, a-- 402 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,709 A good looking lady In a bathing suit. 403 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,190 -no, he doesn't see A bathing suit. 404 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,148 He sees what he wants to see. You know what I mean? 405 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,498 I think you do. 406 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,675 And I don't like it one bit, 407 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,503 Especially since they tricked Her to get the damn picture. 408 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,982 -what are you gonna do, 409 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,245 Take down every calendar They ever made? 410 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:47,985 -watch me. 411 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,030 -huh? 412 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,339 -[screams] 413 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:58,039 [ominous music] 414 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,044 -[screams] 415 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,596 Commentator: and it's 83-64. 416 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,598 And it looks as though He has this one wrapped up 417 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,252 At five and half minutes to go. 418 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,515 -oh, don't do that, You're gonna jinx him. 419 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,301 Hey, hobie, come on down here And listen to this. 420 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,825 [phone ringing] 421 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,175 Hello? 422 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:48,698 Oh, hi, ms. Keller. 423 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,312 No, no, I didn't know that. 424 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,401 Yes, I'm surprised, too. 425 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,969 Commentator: martin And demarco will wait. 426 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,407 They'll drive to the baseline. 427 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,451 We'll be there. 428 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,933 No, that's fine. We'll be there. Thank you. 429 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,460 Hey, hobie, come down here For a second, will you? 430 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,638 [radio turns off] 431 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,686 I just got off the phone With your teacher. 432 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,038 So what were you fighting about? 433 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,476 -it was no big deal, dad. 434 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,479 Jimmy markowitz Just has a big mouth. 435 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:32,873 -is that right? 436 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,092 -in a big way. 437 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,746 You know how that can get On a guy's nerves. 438 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,705 -so what did he say? 439 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:40,837 -well, he said-- 440 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,319 It's not important. 441 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,016 -it's not important? 442 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,324 Well, it's important enough To get you grounded. 443 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,805 -what? 444 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,589 -yeah. No tv and no video games. 445 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,851 -for how long? 446 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,201 -that depends on our meeting With ms. Keller. 447 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:08,038 -[screams] 448 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,827 -okay, first we're gonna Show you what could happen 449 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,569 If you gain too much speed And lose control on the slide. 450 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,353 -that could be A little frightening, 451 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,224 Especially if you're a kid And you get turned around 452 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,226 Or ride up on the edge. 453 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,707 So the key thing is to watch Each person as they go down. 454 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,058 Eddie, I believe You lost the toss. 455 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,365 -yeah, all right. 456 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,367 [laughing] 457 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,500 I'm gonna show you what you Don't want to do, all right? 458 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,937 All right, you don't wanna get 459 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,505 To where you turn around Like this 460 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,116 Because it could be dangerous! 461 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,340 [tense music] 462 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,711 All right, Send another one down! 463 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,191 -I want each of you to get a Feel for just what type of speed 464 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,237 You can take up Going down this thing. 465 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,413 As eddie so happily Demonstrated, 466 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,675 Things can get a Little out of hand. 467 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,111 He'll be there at the bottom 468 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:22,243 In case any of you Have any problems. 469 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,593 So, volunteers? 470 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:25,507 -I'll go. 471 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,422 -sandy. 472 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,991 There you go. Oh, my gosh. 473 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,430 -[screams] 474 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,128 [laughs] 475 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:42,481 [suspenseful music] 476 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,401 -okay, sarah, you're next. 477 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:52,839 So any last words? 478 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,406 -does eddie have a girlfriend? 479 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,756 [laughing] 480 00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,497 -no comment. 481 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,628 Off you go. 482 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,722 [laughs] 483 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,857 [screams] 484 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:15,731 [screams] 485 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:16,776 Girl: come on, I don't know. 486 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,821 -hang on, sarah, I'm coming! 487 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:24,653 -help! Help! Help! 488 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:27,177 [cries] 489 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,483 Help me! 490 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,878 [screams] 491 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,097 [cries] 492 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,578 Help me! Help me! 493 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,362 Somebody! Help! 494 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,193 Oh, help me! 495 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,456 -hold on, I'm coming. I'm almost to you. 496 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,068 -help me! 497 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:53,160 Eddie! Eddie, help! 498 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,901 -[moans] 499 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,163 Hang on! 500 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,295 -I can't, I'm losing my grip. 501 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:01,560 -hang on. 502 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,084 Hang on! 503 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,738 Give me your hand. 504 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:06,782 -I can't! 505 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,001 -it's okay, I got you. 506 00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,444 -are you all right? 507 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,102 This is definitely getting Out of hand. 508 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,978 [laughing] 509 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,286 Eddie: it was scary, Really upsetting. 510 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,157 Yeah, well, I got something Here that might help. 511 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,246 I got, uh-- 512 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,640 I've been keeping this For a while. 513 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,425 I can't find it. Oh, here, here. 514 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,427 -[sighs] 515 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,864 This is the guy? 516 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,128 -yeah, that's him. 517 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:51,087 Walked up to me by the speed Slide and started ranting. 518 00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,611 Hollis: yeah, it figures. 519 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,396 Joe madden. 520 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,789 So what's his problem? 521 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,269 His son committed suicide. 522 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:01,358 17 years old. 523 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,446 -[puffs] 524 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:04,361 Was that here? 525 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,362 -yeah. 526 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,190 The sled tower. 527 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,278 It was... 528 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,019 Huh. 529 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,455 A year ago this week. 530 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,371 -well, that explains A thing or two. 531 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,460 -are you sure it was suicide? 532 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:17,940 -no doubt about it. 533 00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:20,682 He just stood there, 534 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,641 Surveyed the entire park. 535 00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:27,558 And he jumped off The back side of the platform. 536 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:30,387 We tried to stop him. 537 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:33,695 -so this madden, He blames the park? 538 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,090 I guess when you lose your son, 539 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,701 You just blame Whoever you can find. 540 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,051 -well, I think we can do Something here 541 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,792 To slow this mr. Madden down. 542 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:47,317 But with your permission, I'd Like to bring in this officer 543 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,623 To work under Cover with us. 544 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,669 -sounds reasonable. 545 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,542 -I am not going out there Like this. 546 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,458 I'm a cop, Not one of your golden boys. 547 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,938 -don't look at me, pal. 548 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,591 You got your orders From downtown. 549 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,898 -the things I have To put up with... 550 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,771 -nice. Very, very nice. 551 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,424 I think you're gonna Blend right in. 552 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,036 -a little snug, don't you think? 553 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:12,865 -yeah, yeah. I think you're Right, it is a little tight. 554 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,518 Tell you what, I'll dig around And see if I can find 555 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,259 Something more on your size. 556 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,652 -well, thanks a lot. 557 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:18,914 Going undercover At a water park. 558 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:19,915 This is embarrassing. 559 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,569 -are you kidding? 560 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,831 All you've been doing is barking About how you miss 561 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,572 Real cop work. 562 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,226 You got a stake out here, man. Get into it. 563 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:27,575 Have fun with it. 564 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:29,403 -yeah, I guess. 565 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,753 -besides, I think Red's your color. 566 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:33,973 -mm. 567 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:35,626 Craig: it's gonna be fine. 568 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,106 -do you think he'll understand? 569 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,065 -he's a reasonable man. We got a shot. 570 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:40,980 Captain. 571 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:42,721 -[clears his throat] 572 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:49,553 Then again, maybe not. 573 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:51,730 [knocks on door] 574 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:52,643 -yes? 575 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,123 -excuse me. 576 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:56,517 This situation Isn't as clear cut as it looks. 577 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,998 -pomeroy, that photo Looks very clear to me. 578 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:02,610 And I'm sure to prove equally as Clear to the disciplinary board. 579 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,785 -but I was tricked. 580 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,265 -it could happen to anybody. 581 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,832 -see, there was this guy, 582 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:08,834 And he had This photography class-- 583 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:11,488 -mcclain, please. I wasn't born yesterday. 584 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,405 I suppose you just save Your story for the hearing. 585 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:18,408 I'm sure it'll prove Very entertaining. 586 00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,540 Thank you. 587 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,411 -please give me a chance To explain. 588 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,762 -that's what the hearing is for. I'll see you there. 589 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:26,634 -but-- 590 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,635 -shauni, come on. 591 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,557 Thank you for your time, sir. 592 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:43,694 [kids talking indistinctly] 593 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,235 -so how long are you going To keep us waiting? 594 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,063 I'd like to know. 595 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,586 -why are you making such A major deal out of this? 596 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,153 People get slugged every day. 597 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,938 -and kids get grounded Every day. 598 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,287 So where does that leave us? 599 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,159 -jerry's a windbag. 600 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,204 Mitch: I don't wanna hear that. I want an explanation, now. 601 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,250 -there's nothing to explain. 602 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,121 -is what jerry said so awful 603 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,688 That you think It will offend us? 604 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:29,915 -he said that my dad Was a beach bum 605 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,308 And that all he did Was hang out and watch girls. 606 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,484 -that's it? 607 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,443 -he said his father met With ms. Keller 608 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,227 And got her to cancel The field trip. 609 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,101 -really? 610 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:47,410 -uh, could we talk for just A minute, mr. Buchannan? 611 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,977 -hobie, wait out In the hall, please. 612 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:01,294 -uh, jerry's father was Among the parents 613 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,165 Who were concerned About their children 614 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819 Visiting a lifeguard tower. 615 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,386 -what is it? 616 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,477 Do you think that lifeguards Are inappropriate role models? 617 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:13,480 We laze around all day Working on our tans 618 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,351 And hanging out and And hitting on girls? 619 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,745 You know, it's a shame 620 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,009 They'll never get a chance To learn what we really do. 621 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,316 Mr. Buchannon, I just want you To know that it was not my-- 622 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,319 What hobie did was wrong, And he'll submit 623 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,321 To whatever disciplinary Action you wanna give him. 624 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,670 Let's just leave it at that. 625 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,808 [screaming] 626 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:48,080 [indistinct chatter] 627 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:56,523 -hey, what am I? Am I the invisible man? 628 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,785 -I wish. 629 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,483 -you like a lifeguard From baywatch, don't you? 630 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:03,269 -no, I don't. It's you. I don't like you. 631 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,619 Well, you weren't saying that A week ago, were you? 632 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,360 -I don't like being pawed. 633 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,101 -oh, no, but you would if it was Eddie, right? 634 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:10,145 -stop it. 635 00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:12,452 -hey, what are you doing? 636 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:16,325 -you know, I've known you A few days, and I hate you. 637 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,552 -thanks, uh... He's quite a hothead. 638 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,727 -yeah, I can see that. 639 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,034 Don't worry about him. Come on. 640 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:32,863 -gentlemen. 641 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,999 We are here today to consider Appropriate disciplinary action 642 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:40,828 Against the young woman before You, miss shauni mcclain. 643 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,525 Who also happens to be 644 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,528 This same young woman you see 645 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:47,791 Posing as it were, In full regalia, 646 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:49,793 Before baywatch tower 19, 647 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:53,188 A shame And an embarrassment 648 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,103 To each and every one of us Who is proud to call himself 649 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:56,104 Or herself 650 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:59,455 A lifeguard for the great county Of los angeles. 651 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,502 -amazing. 652 00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:03,938 -what? 653 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:04,983 -he got that all out In one breath. 654 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,333 -mr. Pomeroy, Do you have something to say? 655 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:10,771 -as a matter of fact, I'd like to remind you 656 00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:13,469 Of an american tradition called Presumed innocence. 657 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,255 -mr. Pomeroy, What she did is a fact. 658 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,126 There's no need to discuss her Guilt or innocence. 659 00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:21,347 We're here to decide Whether or not to fire her. 660 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:23,044 -captain thorpe, 661 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,351 You have no idea How much this job means to me. 662 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:27,701 -and we're perfectly willing To accept whatever punishment 663 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,225 This disciplinary committee Decides is appropriate. 664 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:31,618 -we are? 665 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,750 -as long as we have your Assurance 666 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:35,709 That shauni won't be Treated any differently 667 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,146 Than anybody else Under similar circumstances. 668 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:40,888 -when have I ever been Less than evenhanded? 669 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,064 I may be strict, But I am always fair. 670 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,588 Any lifeguard who shows up On a calendar 671 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,982 Will get the boot Just as fast. 672 00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:50,419 -mm... 673 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,180 Very clever, mr. Pomeroy. 674 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:13,921 You sneak the photo With a long lens? 675 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,357 -500 mm. 676 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,967 -all right, I agree. 677 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,882 It is one thing to get Photographed unwillingly. 678 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,928 But it's an entirely Different matter 679 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,538 To then sign a release. 680 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:23,539 -mm. 681 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:28,805 Is that your signature? 682 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,034 -"Permission to publish." 683 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,256 -the next time You sign for delivery, 684 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,822 You should read what You're signing. 685 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,911 -you've made your point, Mr. Pomeroy. 686 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,002 And it's a good one. 687 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,918 -does this mean I get to keep my job, sir? 688 00:34:58,357 --> 00:34:59,749 -yes, miss mcclain. 689 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:02,665 -thank you, gentlemen. 690 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,102 -thank you. 691 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,672 -pomeroy... 692 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,022 I don't like being tricked. 693 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,286 -I understand. And neither did shauni. 694 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,244 -do you mind if I-- 695 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,767 -you look buff. 696 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,247 -yeah. 697 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,510 [chuckles] 698 00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:24,731 -thank you so much, craig. 699 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:26,515 -oh. 700 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,865 That's for you. 701 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,303 -what's this? 702 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:34,088 A thousand dollars From sportsweek magazine? 703 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,177 -it's their standard fee For calendar models. 704 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:37,961 They said they forgot To send it to you. 705 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,659 -great. 706 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:42,270 I am gonna buy every Calendar I can get my hands on. 707 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,054 -you'll make a bonfire? 708 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,491 -no. 709 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,884 I'm gonna send them To all my friends. 710 00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:02,508 -[screams] 711 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,686 -I got a good sense about this. 712 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,296 -thanks, I hope so. 713 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,776 -where's your radio, cort? 714 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,256 -it's up top. 715 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,127 -a lot of good It's gonna do you up there. 716 00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:15,477 -look, if mr. Madden Does show up, 717 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:17,697 You will handle this discreetly, Won't you? 718 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:18,654 -yes. 719 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,352 -thank you. 720 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,310 -you got that? You can spell discreet, right? 721 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,530 -you have any maintenance people Working up the sled ride? 722 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,618 -no. 723 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:26,619 -you sure about that? 724 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,011 -the sled's closed. 725 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:31,319 There's no reason For anybody to be there. 726 00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:33,887 -he's madden. 727 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,889 -this is garner. Suspect sighted At the sled tower. 728 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,195 Hollis: that's where his kid Jumped from. 729 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:49,250 [tense music] 730 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:18,758 -go away. 731 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:20,368 -your name's madden, right? 732 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,155 I heard about your kid. 733 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,114 I'm sorry. 734 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:30,073 Wanna talk about it? 735 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:34,382 -what a guy like you would know About it, anyway? 736 00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:36,341 -probably nothing. 737 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:40,519 That stunt you pulled On the speed slide. 738 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:41,563 That wasn't cool, man. 739 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:43,957 Not cool at all. 740 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,916 What were you trying to do, take Someone else's kid away, too? 741 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:48,353 -what are you talking about? 742 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,442 -we know all about it. I mean.... 743 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:53,271 The loosened bolts, The bottom dropping out. 744 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:55,360 -look, I'm just another Park visitor. 745 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,798 I don't even know why I came Back here, 746 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,758 Except that it's kind Of a big anniversary for me.. 747 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,848 My boy took his life here. 748 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,025 And when I lost him, I lost everything. 749 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,986 His mother used to try To talk to him. 750 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,249 He wouldn't take Anything from her. 751 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,120 There was no Getting through to him. 752 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,993 I wasn't going to let him Make a fool of me. What for? 753 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:21,516 Because he's my son? 754 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:23,431 He owed me plenty, Don't you think? 755 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:27,217 I said, "Forget, you're not Putting me through a ringer." 756 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:32,353 I really showed the kid. 757 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:35,922 Didn't I? 758 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:41,797 -don't even think about it, man. 759 00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,712 -yeah, why not? 760 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,235 -I'm a lot quicker than you are. 761 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,549 -look, I never touched Your speed slide. 762 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,290 -you don't blame the park For what happened to your kid? 763 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:57,422 Madden: no, I don't. 764 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:00,338 If he hadn't jumped here, 765 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,427 He would've jumped off A freeway overpass. 766 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:06,344 He would've od'd, he would've Wrapped his car around a tree. 767 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,220 My boy was determined To kill himself. 768 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,094 And there wasn't anything Anybody could do to stop him. 769 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:25,188 [sighs] 770 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:29,367 [sad song] 771 00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:50,475 -yeah, that stuff holds a lot. 772 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:54,653 -oh, I hope I haven't come At a bad time? 773 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,003 -excuse me. 774 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,312 What's up? 775 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,533 -I know why hobie acted The way he did. 776 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,928 It was really very noble of him, Standing up for you like that. 777 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:09,842 -ms. Keller-- 778 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:10,799 Keller: amanda. 779 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:11,800 -amanda. 780 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,629 I've been dealing With a certain stereotyping 781 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,501 All my professional life. 782 00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,633 I'm sorry hobie Got teased about it, 783 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,940 But I'm even sorrier He took it out on another kid. 784 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,420 Keller: I wanna To make it up to you. 785 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:25,771 I want another chance To bring hobie's class here. 786 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:26,989 -oh. 787 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,123 Well, what About the other parents? 788 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,647 I mean, the ones who objected The baywatch in the first place? 789 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,476 -well, I'll invite them along So they can see for themselves 790 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,173 If that's all right with you. 791 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,959 -we'll have to talk About that one. 792 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,483 -over dinner? 793 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:49,229 -yeah. 794 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:52,145 Yeah, dinner will be fine. 795 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:58,630 Sarah:[screams] 796 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,024 Stop it, tad! 797 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,505 No, no, no. 798 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:08,378 [tense music] 799 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,997 -he did it. He did everything. The pump, the slide. 800 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,215 He's the one. 801 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,830 [frantic music] 802 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:52,945 -hey. 803 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,512 -cort, come on. 804 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,602 Tad's our guy. 805 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:03,042 [tense music] 806 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:09,135 -come at him from the top! 807 00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:27,109 Oh. 808 00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:36,075 [screaming] 809 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:41,733 [screaming] 810 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,798 -[pants] 811 00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:34,786 -damn. 812 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,015 -him? 813 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:47,625 -yeah, him. 814 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,635 -I just love reading people Their rights. 815 00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:00,028 Come on, fella, come on. 816 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,683 -great job, garner. 817 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,381 -thank you. 818 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,430 -thanks, tommy. 819 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:14,521 -this is a great table. 820 00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:16,741 You must be A good customer here. 821 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:19,961 -actually, tommy's one Of my lifeguards. 822 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:22,790 He gives me a good table, I give him a good tower. 823 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,926 -you know, I hope you Don't think I was too forward. 824 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,363 I just wanted To get a chance to-- 825 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,234 To get to know you. 826 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:37,370 -no, actually, I thought That was kind of sweet. 827 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,895 -today, I'm not Your son's teacher. 828 00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,505 [chuckles] 829 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,333 -and today I'm not The parent of the kid 830 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,988 With the most feared Left hook in the seventh grade. 831 00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:03,483 Do me a favor. I'll be right back. 832 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:06,704 Pick a nice wine, Something dry. 833 00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:32,947 Bring us a bottle of the newton Cellars chardonnay, please. 834 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:17,513 -did you order the wine yet? 835 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,559 Good. 836 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,256 What did you decide on? 837 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:23,084 -a chardonnay. Is that all right? 838 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:25,043 -a chardonnay? Perfect. 839 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:39,013 [ending theme plays]